I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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