Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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