I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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