shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?