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You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.