did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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