I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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