Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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