Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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