you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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