New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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