Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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