ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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