Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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