great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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