Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
