let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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