I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.