don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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