He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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