is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Randomize
