Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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