I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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