youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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