All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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