I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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