oh god the rape fog is back!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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