No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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