hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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