accomplished twins. life is a go
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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