I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We talked him into tasing himself.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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