ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
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there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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