yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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