Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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