Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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