mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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