i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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