I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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