I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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