Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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