Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Found the puke drawer
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't