Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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