Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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