she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
