he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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