he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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