What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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