Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you traded sex for a burrito?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Randomize
