So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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