She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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