So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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