its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She's the barista slut.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
As shirtless as possible
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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