since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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