North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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