I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
you had me at cake vodka
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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