It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So squirting runs in the family.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I will pee on everything he values.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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