Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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